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[ Laughter ]

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Hey! Too far!
It's ominous down there!

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So go get it ominously!

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[ Screams ]

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It's okay, little girl.

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We'll take it from here.

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Actually, we'll take it
from here.

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Actually,
we'll take it from here.

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Gentlemen!
We'll take it from here.

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Who's that?
What did he say?

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He's FBI!
He says he'll take it from here!

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He can say that all he wants.

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But we tend to take it
from here.

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Every time.
Not this time.

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Wait, Troy,
what the hell?

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Sorry, Bob.
I've always been MIB.

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Yes, but you've never been
Majestic Level.

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Hank, what the hell?
Sorry, Tyler.

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Okay. Wow. I guess you guys
are taking it from here.

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You think I'm taking
anything from anywhere

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with this guy ever again?

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Good point.
Why don't you two pricks

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just take everything
from everywhere?

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What do you think?
You...want to take it?

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From here? With me?

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My whole life, I've been
taking things from places.

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Today it's from here,

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tomorrow it'll be
God knows what

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from God knows where.

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Just once,
I'd like to give it from here,

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to someone
who can take it anywhere...

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[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
That's beautiful, gentlemen. But unnecessary.

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Troy. Bob. Hank. Tyler.

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Yes, sir.
Mister President. Sir.

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We'll take it from here.

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Man:
Is that the President?

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I can't hear anything
that's going on.

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We thought we were
taking it from here... My partner of 15 years

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...but the President is!
...they're a stranger!

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I refuse to take this
personally,

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but I will never trust
anyone again!

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I couldn't parse most of that,
so I'm assuming

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the Coast Guard
is taking it from here?

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All: No!
Okay!

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That's all you had to say!
God-uh!

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??

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??

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??

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Banks:
How does the Loch Ness Monster

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wash up in Miami
wearing a prison jumpsuit?

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Is Scotland exporting insanity

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and doesn't Florida
have a surplus?

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That jumpsuit isn't
from a normal prison.

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It's from The Triangle.

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America's secret
maximum security prison

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at the heart
of the Bermuda Triangle.

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We have
a paranormal Guantanamo?

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Well, we can't put a ghost
in a regular prison, Banks.

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Because they would love it.

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Because they'd walk
through the walls.

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Unless they were ghost walls.

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Oh, and you don't think
they'd love that?

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The Triangle is supposed
to be a sealed box.

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But pointier.
With less sides.

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This is the fourth escape
in three years.

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Hm.
It's almost like a sealed,

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pointy box full of bad stuff
eventually erupts.

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They should invent
a name for that. Lava pyramid.

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Our monster prison
isn't leaking monsters

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because of chaos theory,
dorkatron.

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All of these escapees
have happened under one warden.

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And look at this - every
single escapee was registered

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in the prison logs
as deceased...

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before they could
have possibly escaped.

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They're getting help
from the inside.

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Corrupt guards?
Or you think it goes

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all the way up
to the warden?

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I don't get paid to think.

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I mean, I do a little, but
I get results through action.

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It's time the Triangle
got a surprise inspection.

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Marine style.
White gloves and armored boots.

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With fine-toothed combs
on the toes of the boots.

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3D-printed to fit
the insides of asses.

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I am so pumped for this.

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Good. Because you're going
in undercover.

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As an inmate.
Wait, wha- Sir?

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It does makes sense to go in
from the top and the bottom.

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We'd never know
which guards are corrupt

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by asking a warden
that's complicit or oblivious.

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You're a man I can trust,
and, as a half-leprechaun,

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you'd be fast-tracked
to the Triangle.

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I'm a man you can trust because
I hate that I'm half-leprechaun.

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I literally never lie.

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I can't pretend
to be a criminal.

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Who says you'd be pretending,
you fancy,

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gold-sucking, rainbow-loving
piece of shit?

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Sir.
No. No. I know what you're doing.

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[ Irish accent] I stole
yer lucky charms, me boy!

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What -
What is happening?

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He's trying to goad me
into assaulting him

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by saying lepre-phobic shit,
which makes zero sense

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because I'm already ashamed
of my paranormal ethnicity.

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You love your mother.

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

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[ Electricity zaps ]

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Damn! Can't believe I got
put next to the guy

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who assaulted the President
with a stapler.

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What'd they get you for?

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Eh, lured some schoolgirls
into the woods,

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made 'em stab each other.

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But they got me on tax evasion.

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Sorry, I-I gotta sit down.

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[ All screaming ]

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Banks:
Actually kind of excited, sir.

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It's my first recon mission.

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And based on our
recent field work,

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I've adopted a more versatile
system of safety protocols.

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Don't nerf yourself
for my sake, Banks.

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I do dangerous work, and I need
dangerous people on my team.

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[ Exhales heavily ]
Woo!

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Faster than a velociraptor, but
still slower than a baby yeti.

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Also, how dangerous do you
really want your people?

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Our country has a secret
detention center for freaks,

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and your only problem
is that sometimes they get out.

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It's not a prison
for quirky X-Men

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and sexy scissorhands,
Banks.

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It's the only place capable
of housing literal monsters

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that commit actual crimes.

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So I should be a dangerous freak
but never a criminal monster.

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And the difference is?
You're on my team.

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[ Both scream ]
Pilot: Mr. President!

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We're entering the Triangle's
outer fringe!

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This is as far
as Air Force One can go!

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What?
But we're still in the air.

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Yep.
Time to change planes.

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Deploying umbilical!

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Woman: Secured
and ready for passengers!

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Amelia:
Hello, Mister President!

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Welcome aboard!

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Thanks for the assist,
Amelia!

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Wait, Amelia?
As in Earhart?!

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The one and only, dollface!
[ Squeals ]

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She's the only pilot that can
navigate the Bermuda Triangle.

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FDR's people found her
here flying in circles,

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so they put her in charge
of Triangle transit.

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Classic FDR,
just giving out jobs.

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Then Truman gave me
these babies!

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[ Rapid gunfire ]

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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[ Shark screams ]
Yes!

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[ Cow moos ]

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[ Dune worm shrieks ]

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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So...she can never land?

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Wouldn't want to, kid!
Love flying.

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Landing?
That's for cars!

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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Uhh...
We're here!

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Here, put this on.
We parachute from here.

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Okay, fun. Huge fan.

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Thank you for all
you've done for Americans.

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And women.
And lesbians.

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[ Grunts ]
You're welcome!

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Wait, people are
still doing labels?

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Whoo-hoo!

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Alright, Banks, no matter
what this guy says or does,

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remember we're not here
to make friends.

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Mister President.
Warden Ken Jeffries.

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Save the pleasantries,
Warden.

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I'm here
for a full inspection.

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Loud and clear, sir.

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That's how we did it
in the Marines.

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You're a Marine?

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Three-Eight, Camp Lawson,
Okinawa.

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Oo-rah!
Oo-rah!

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Oo-rah!
Oo-rah!

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Oo-rah!
Oo-rah!

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Oo-rah!
Yeah! Oooooo-rah!

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[ Both laugh ]
Um, guys?

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My office is this way.
Want to march?

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I was just gonna say!

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[ Chanting ] I don't know
what I've been told!

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Curtis: [ Chanting ] I've been
told what I've been told!

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??

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Spirits! Aliens!

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Mutants and Goo-gas!

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Welcome to The Triangle!

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You are here because
you have haunted, morphed,

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doppelganged, eaten,
or maliciously laid eggs

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in the greatest country
on Earth.

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[ Laughs evilly ] Your kingdom
is a fleeting dream.

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If death cannot contain me,
how will you?

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I am Dracu-

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[ Screaming ]
Well, in here, you are Prisoner 7-5-6-2.

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If you open your mouth,
we will shut it.

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If you extend a second,
telescoping mouth,

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we will teleport you
into solid rock.

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Guard: I don't want to hear
a single villain monologue

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from you worms or a single worm
monologue from you villains.

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From here on out, your ass,
ovipositor, pellet tube,

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fecal portal,
or possessed car trunk

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belongs to me!

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Jeffries: Triangle mint
on a triangle tray?

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Thanks.
I'm good.

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I know what you're thinking -

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"That's a pretty pointy shape

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to base an entire prison's
interior decor around."

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But half these animals
have razor-sharp bones,

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and the other half can suck
your soul through your nostrils,

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so why use a plastic
butter knife, right?

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I'm mostly worried
about the very large,

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triangular trophy displayed
on that remarkably high shelf.

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Ah! You're thinking
if there's a big riot

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and a climactic showdown
in this office,

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I'll end up impaled
by a symbol of my hubris.

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Well, if so,
I'll welcome that death.

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Oo-rah!
But also we should talk about

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how your prisoners
escape a lot.

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You're damn right we should.

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This prison needs to be
locked down and sealed tight.

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I've got a thousand guards,
and I can trust about 50.

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And they're all marines.
Marines!

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Guys, maybe we could
take a look at the site

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of the Loch Ness Monster
escape?

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I mean, it's just a wall
with a big hole in it,

226
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but if you really think
looking at it will help...

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Sorry.
I brought my boss.

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[ Humming ]

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Hey, Mister Newbie,
can I ask you a question?

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Are you gonna squeal
like a piggy when I...

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[demonic voice] rend and mince
the soft puckered flesh

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of your sphincter?!

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Yeah, yeah.
You're a Soul Ganderer.

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You can't touch people
that don't look at you.

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[ Grumbling ]

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He'll try to get you
with a mirror tonight.

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I don't need a prison tutor.
Oh, that's probably true.

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You are doing better
than Dracula.

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Blah. Blah.

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[ Sniffles ] Blah.
[ Cries ]

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Hey.
Nosfor-cock-tu.

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[ Laughs ]

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You'll never be cool.

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, you scanning
the room?

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It's my job to scan.

247
00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:52,678
He didn't mean any harm,
Metaldetectoid.

248
00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,180
If I want any information
from you, I'll scan you.

249
00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:57,183
The only thing
I'm scanning right now

250
00:08:57,224 --> 00:08:59,685
is this half-breed's
triangle jello.

251
00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:01,020
You should recalibrate.

252
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,855
Ah!
Ah, shit, my lens!

253
00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:04,814
It's pretty crazy
he didn't scan that coming.

254
00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:07,193
Oh, my God,
I-I'm seeing color bars!

255
00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:09,027
Jeffries:
This is where Nessie got out.

256
00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:10,838
Triple-plated steel.
Electrified.

257
00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:13,783
Voltage wasn't
Scottish Dinosaur-rated, though.

258
00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:15,868
That's on me.
Takes a man to admit that.

259
00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:17,286
What are all these doors?

260
00:09:17,287 --> 00:09:19,162
Part of my new inmate
work initiative.

261
00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:20,914
We have the prisoners
paint the doors.

262
00:09:20,915 --> 00:09:22,415
I got the idea
from "Monsters, Inc."

263
00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,877
Huh?
I got a prison full of monsters, right?

264
00:09:24,878 --> 00:09:26,544
Why not put 'em to work?
Right, right.

265
00:09:26,545 --> 00:09:28,045
Like a one-eyed Billy Crystal.

266
00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:30,048
That's what I called
my wiener in the Marines.

267
00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,384
Hey!
Do that thing differently!

268
00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:33,885
Sir, this is getting
ridiculous.

269
00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:35,345
You've completely dropped
your standards

270
00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:36,805
and are letting
this guy slide on everything

271
00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:38,264
because he's a Marine.
That's accurate.

272
00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:39,933
But is that
what a Marine would do?

273
00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:41,393
Nice try.
The answer is yes.

274
00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,770
Because the marines are
pre-vetted by the Marines.

275
00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,563
If you can be a Marine,
you can do anything.

276
00:09:45,564 --> 00:09:47,982
As long as there's a Pixar movie
to guide you, I guess?

277
00:09:47,983 --> 00:09:50,151
Would it be more rational
for them to make license plates?

278
00:09:50,152 --> 00:09:51,653
Did that trope ever make sense?

279
00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:53,446
He's just making
the place efficient.

280
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:54,782
Like the Post Office.

281
00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:56,826
Ooh, goddamn,
I love the Post Office.

282
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,078
Friends, my apologies.
No problem.

283
00:09:59,079 --> 00:10:00,620
You said you had
a voltage issue?

284
00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:01,913
Should we look at
your power grid?

285
00:10:01,914 --> 00:10:03,374
That is
next to the game room.

286
00:10:03,415 --> 00:10:04,542
Oo-rah!
Oo-rah!

287
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,876
Oo-rah!
Yeah!

288
00:10:05,877 --> 00:10:07,293
I'm just going to...
check out some...

289
00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:08,712
Who cares? You're gone.

290
00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:12,174
Whoa!
Sorry, can't let you do that.

291
00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:14,385
New protocols -
you said no snooping.

292
00:10:14,386 --> 00:10:15,760
Yeah, but I think we just need

293
00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:17,345
to crawl in this hole
and make sure.

294
00:10:17,346 --> 00:10:19,222
Kinda defeats the purpose
of having guidelines.

295
00:10:19,223 --> 00:10:21,599
You want me to deactivate
so you can do some bad shit?

296
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,352
No, no, I want guidelines.

297
00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:25,020
It's just this once, okay?

298
00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:26,896
If I do it again, you can double
down on the restrictions.

299
00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:29,400
Sounds like a slippery slope,
but alrighty!

300
00:10:29,441 --> 00:10:31,443
[ Panting ]

301
00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:34,947
Hey. Those guards -

302
00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:36,698
you think they could help
move some contraband?

303
00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:37,992
Har! Narc much?

304
00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:39,952
[ Laughing ]
Yar-har-har-har!

305
00:10:39,953 --> 00:10:41,953
He heard a rumor
you're an undercover cop.

306
00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:43,539
Why would anyone think that?

307
00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:45,082
Eh, I can't speak for them.

308
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:47,458
Me, I've got telepathic
filaments in my tentacles,

309
00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:50,921
so I actually know you're
working for The President.

310
00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:53,048
Hey, relax.
I'm telling you I know

311
00:10:53,049 --> 00:10:55,300
because I want you to find
what you're looking for

312
00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:56,635
before you get killed.

313
00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:58,636
And what am I looking for?
It's not what.

314
00:10:58,637 --> 00:11:00,306
It's where.
And where is that?

315
00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:03,392
Mm, let's just say you're -
Will you fucking stop?!

316
00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:06,270
So-rry! God-uh!

317
00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:08,439
[ Panting ]
[ Machinery hums ]

318
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,530
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

319
00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:10,691
Ahh! Ugh!

320
00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:12,109
Ugh! Ugh!

321
00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:13,944
Jesus!

322
00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,448
"Prisoner Not Found."

323
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:19,742
Why am I not surprised?

324
00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:23,495
Ow! What the hell?
Hi again!

325
00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:26,164
Looks like you're about to jack
into a dead sentient android.

326
00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:28,459
That's bad.
I'm just accessing its memory,

327
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:30,376
probably to bring its killers
to justice.

328
00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:33,172
But you said to double down
if you broke protocol again.

329
00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:36,342
Oh, my God.
if I do something actually bad,

330
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:37,927
you can make it hurt.

331
00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,220
Until then, override and
give me some damn flexibility.

332
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,724
[ Scoffs ] Don't yell at me.
You programmed me.

333
00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,435
Android: Ahhh!
I-I can't take it anymore!

334
00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:48,478
Hernandez, help
me tighten these restraints.

335
00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:51,022
Is it a weird time to say I'm
morally conflicted about this?

336
00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:53,317
No, it's the perfect time,
Hernandez!

337
00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,735
Ahhh!

338
00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,695
[ Electronic beeping ]

339
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,822
I need to find Hernandez.

340
00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,950
[ Squishing ]
Ugh.

341
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:03,160
Okay.
Side quest completed.

342
00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:05,412
[ Door buzzing ]
That's it. East Wing.

343
00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:06,997
That's where Nessie went?

344
00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:08,706
Guards tried to take him there,
and he went berserk.

345
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:11,597
Hell, I don't blame him - you
go there, you never come back.

346
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:13,087
That's why the escapees

347
00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:15,421
are registered as deceased
before they leave.

348
00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:17,352
They're not being helped
from inside.

349
00:12:17,353 --> 00:12:19,884
They're being marked for death
and doing their best to get out.

350
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,886
[ Whistle blows ]
Guard: Yard time is over, freaks!

351
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,973
Get your ugly asses, carapaces,

352
00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:26,767
and prehensile tails
back inside now!

353
00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:28,518
Not you two.
You know what happens

354
00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:30,979
when inmates try to find out
if we're corrupt, don't ya?

355
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,564
You reveal your corruption?

356
00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:33,857
It's the least we can do.

357
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:36,068
Hey, Metaldetectoid,
you hungry?

358
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,696
Yeah.
For unfinished beef.

359
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:40,072
How is this a threat?

360
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,614
I already beat this guy up
in one move.

361
00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:43,075
And by scanning that move,

362
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,744
I extrapolated
your entire combat style.

363
00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:48,247
Prepare to fight...yourself!

364
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,623
Rahh!

365
00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,000
[ Grunting ]

366
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,375
Why would fighting yourself

367
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:54,252
be harder than fighting
a stranger?!

368
00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:56,547
I fight myself every day!

369
00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,966
[ Grunting intensely ]

370
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:00,592
Hey! Hey!
Whoa, take it easy!

371
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:03,387
We get it, man! You're good
at kicking your own ass!

372
00:13:03,388 --> 00:13:05,346
[ Bleats ]
You get a pack of cigs when you kill 'em.

373
00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:07,099
Use your horns.
He's feisty.

374
00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:09,351
If you think
I'm scared of a leprechaun,

375
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,103
you don't know goat.

376
00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:12,771
[ Breathing heavily ]

377
00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:14,230
Spider:
You think I'm stupid?

378
00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:16,024
I'm not fighting them
for a pack of cigs!

379
00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:18,694
But I would do it
for a picture of your wife.

380
00:13:18,777 --> 00:13:20,487
Deal.

381
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,281
Mm-mm-mmm.

382
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,367
What's a hot spider like her
even doing with a guy like you?

383
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:26,961
Maybe it's not really
my wife.

384
00:13:26,962 --> 00:13:28,369
Maybe I've been giving you
photos of spiders

385
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,205
to make you do shit.
[ Sighs ]

386
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:33,125
Tangled in the web
of my own porn addiction.

387
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:37,462
Both: ? We're eagle, globe,
and anchor ?

388
00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:38,838
? We fight
with piss and rancor ?

389
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:39,797
? Semper Fi, that's my guy ?

390
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:40,966
Marines!

391
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,468
Yeah! [ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]

392
00:13:42,509 --> 00:13:43,802
It's amazing, isn't it?

393
00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,262
We were both soldiers,

394
00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:47,639
and now we're each kings
of our own domains.

395
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,974
In a way, you've got a
harder country to run than I do.

396
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,684
Trying to contain
all these monsters.

397
00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:54,480
Well, if they let me run
it the way I really want,

398
00:13:54,563 --> 00:13:55,939
both of us could be happy.

399
00:13:55,981 --> 00:13:58,317
? The world is full,
of different folks ?

400
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,361
? And some of them
are monsters ?

401
00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:02,821
? They're not like us,
so lock them up ?

402
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:05,741
? And seal their screams
forever ?

403
00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:08,827
? If the cells get full,
you cull the herd ?

404
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:10,871
? And their deaths
will be my - ?

405
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:13,290
Ho! Whoa!
Okay, a little extreme.

406
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:15,000
I didn't know you'd go
full Nazi.

407
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,335
Aren't people who call
people Nazis the real Nazis?

408
00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:19,671
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Nope. Answer your phone.

409
00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:20,964
This is Jeffries.

410
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:23,133
Christ. Alright, I'm coming.

411
00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:24,675
What was that?
Fight in the yard.

412
00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:27,304
A new leprenoid
killed 20% of Cell Block D.

413
00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:28,555
Uh, about that.

414
00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,015
The "leprenoid's" mine.

415
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,183
Before I came, I, uh -
I put him undercover

416
00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:34,414
because I thought you might
be...incompetent.

417
00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:36,397
Oh.
Quite the "oo-rah" move.

418
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,315
Right?
But you can bring him up here.

419
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,899
He won't be causing you
any more trouble.

420
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,610
You're right about that.

421
00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:42,743
"Guard button?"

422
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,113
Oh, wait - what is this?

423
00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,905
I'm sorry it had to come
to this, Curtis.

424
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:47,286
So really it's a door button.

425
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,075
The guards were
already waiting behind the door.

426
00:14:49,076 --> 00:14:50,910
Also, you really think
you can get away with this?

427
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,037
I'm the President!

428
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:53,705
You're in the Bermuda Triangle.

429
00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,706
It would have been weirder
if you'd made it back home.

430
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:58,251
Rgh! I guess you pushed the
"bag over the head" button?!

431
00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,628
Ugh!

432
00:14:59,711 --> 00:15:01,547
[ Groaning ] Huh?

433
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,965
What is - What is this?

434
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,383
[ Grunts ]

435
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:07,010
[ Sighs ] Can't believe
I trusted that monster.

436
00:15:07,052 --> 00:15:08,470
Not always a bad thing, sir.

437
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:11,098
O'Doyle?
I came in here hating these freaks,

438
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:14,518
but I found kindness
in a radioactive Swamptopus.

439
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,727
Hi.

440
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:17,146
How radioactive is he?

441
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,356
Like a laptop
on a crotch or...?

442
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:21,816
Jeffries: Alright, test subjects
are locked in.

443
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,068
Canisters are online.

444
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:24,695
Begin the extraction!

445
00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:27,114
Aghh! God in heaven!

446
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,074
[ All screaming ]

447
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:30,783
Sir, I have a technique
for this -

448
00:15:30,784 --> 00:15:33,745
Imagine every scream brings
your mother closer to orgasm.

449
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:35,956
What?!
So you deprive her of it!

450
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,625
[ All screaming ]

451
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,252
[ All breathing heavily ]

452
00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:42,170
Jeffries: Did the tank
fill with anything?

453
00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:43,881
No, sir.
Goddammit!

454
00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,924
I added microchips
to the canisters.

455
00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,385
How is it still not collecting
their screams?

456
00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,553
Wait, you're seriously doing
a "Monsters, Inc."?

457
00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:51,889
I told you I was!

458
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,431
You got it backwards,
you idiot.

459
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,266
You're supposed
to use children for the screams.

460
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,436
That's what the doors are for!

461
00:15:57,437 --> 00:15:59,312
We were eventually
going to connect them

462
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:01,023
to children's closets.

463
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,859
And then, of course...
come the giggles.

464
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:06,945
Goddammit, how desperate was I
to connect with someone?

465
00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:08,738
Check the wiring
and run it again!

466
00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:09,948
Harder!

467
00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:11,366
[ Curtis screaming ]

468
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,119
Hey, pal, this East Wing,
Room 213?

469
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,787
You know it.
Torture central.

470
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:17,788
You believe that's the
President of the United States

471
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:18,831
squealing in there?

472
00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,000
[ Screams ]

473
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:21,417
Thank God.
I don't know how long

474
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:23,044
I could've sustained
that guard accent.

475
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:25,547
Urgh!
Oh, shit, shit, shit.

476
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:27,799
[ Screaming continues ]

477
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,343
[ Whirring ]

478
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,094
Ahhh!

479
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:32,595
What do you think?
Do you like it?

480
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,180
What the fuck?!
Why am I on fire?!

481
00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:35,641
I did what you asked!

482
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:37,475
You're trying to hack
into a federal prison.

483
00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:39,728
Override!
Just open door 213!

484
00:16:39,811 --> 00:16:42,481
Okay, okay.
Hmm, so many doors. [ Screaming ]

485
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,150
[ Chuckles ] Might take
a while to find that.

486
00:16:45,192 --> 00:16:46,485
Hmm, let's see.
[ Hums ]

487
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,487
Oh, my God,
just open all the doors!

488
00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:49,904
Ahh!
Thought you'd never ask!

489
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:50,955
I love us. Byeeee!

490
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:52,074
[ Screams ]

491
00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:54,243
[ Alarm blaring ]

492
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:56,537
[ Screams ]
I'll never do it again!

493
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,081
Ooh! Pain's gone.
Might do it again.

494
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:01,667
[ Screaming ]

495
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,335
Stop! Let me go!

496
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:05,168
All I did was lead
a troubled child

497
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:06,963
to an eternal realm
of light and love!

498
00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:08,048
Never saw it.

499
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,715
[ Babies cooing ]
Blah!

500
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,177
[ Babies crying ]

501
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,181
[ Laughing ]
Yar-ha-ah-ha-har!

502
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:18,684
[ Whispers indistinctly ]

503
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,980
Oh shit! Oh, God!
I've been so mean to them!

504
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,231
[ Panting ]

505
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:25,566
Oh, it's just you.

506
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:29,069
What are you gonna do,
turn into a bat?

507
00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:30,904
[ Gasping ]

508
00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:33,031
No, no, no - Agh!

509
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,700
Meeting adjourned.

510
00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:39,371
Check out me, Dracula,
in "Monster Squad," 1987.

511
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,206
What the hell is going on?!

512
00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:43,041
[ Tires screech ]

513
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:44,834
Thanks for the lift,
Evil Haunted Car.

514
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,838
? I'm not haunted,
I'm just evil ?

515
00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:49,381
You!

516
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,884
? It's time to chase you down ?
Ahh!

517
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,304
Banks!
Holy shit, way to go!

518
00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:56,721
I know, right?
I'm kind of awesome.

519
00:17:56,722 --> 00:17:58,264
I should've listened to you,
Banks.

520
00:17:58,265 --> 00:17:59,724
I got so sucked up
in Marine culture

521
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,227
and bro-ing out,
I-I took my eyes off the ball.

522
00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:04,270
I was wrong, too, sir.
There's things in here

523
00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:05,730
that need to stay
locked up forever.

524
00:18:05,731 --> 00:18:08,233
Yeah,
but not all of them. Hi.

525
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,487
So, all our lessons
cancel each other out?

526
00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:13,237
Maybe the lesson is that,
together, we learn nothing.

527
00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:14,947
Can we just go back
to that evil car?

528
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,366
I mean, if it was making up
original songs to communicate,

529
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,869
why not just talk?

530
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,746
So much extra work.

531
00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:22,539
[ Minion snarling ]

532
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,497
Right. Let's go!

533
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,792
[ All grunting, panting ]

534
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,919
[ Beeping ]

535
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,048
TV ghost!

536
00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,924
This is why you need
ghost walls!

537
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:36,470
[ Grunts ]
Jeff Dunham should be in this cell, not me!

538
00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,639
[ Groans ]
[ Beeping ]

539
00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:39,973
[ Girl giggling ]

540
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:41,433
Um, guys?

541
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:43,435
You wanna play a game?

542
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,604
It's called oopsies killsies.

543
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:47,271
Nobody look at her.
She can't hurt you

544
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,689
if you don't look.
I already did.

545
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,680
Yeah, obviously I did.
I said "um, guys"

546
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:52,068
to draw everyone's attention
to her.

547
00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:53,319
Yeah,
I looked at her, too.

548
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,113
[ Giggles ]
Here comes the...

549
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,450
[demonic voice]
predictable big voice!

550
00:18:58,492 --> 00:18:59,826
Shit, shit, shit! Run!

551
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:02,079
[ Laughs evilly ]

552
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,331
[ Growls ]

553
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:08,543
Get ready to be
a head on my shoulders!

554
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,797
[ Engine shuts off ]

555
00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:14,216
Sometimes the best way
to fly is to land!

556
00:19:14,299 --> 00:19:16,093
Amelia!
Whoa! Big assist!

557
00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,261
You, ma'am,
are a legend!

558
00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:21,390
Well, now fucking what?

559
00:19:21,473 --> 00:19:23,392
Stupid... [ Grumbling ]

560
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:25,227
It's over,
you piece of shit.

561
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,360
You ruined it!

562
00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:28,021
You know how long I plotted

563
00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:30,023
to get that scream power?!

564
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:31,274
Was any of today real?

565
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,358
Were you even a Marine?

566
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,819
Of course I was,

567
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,653
but I got kicked out
for killing another Marine

568
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,822
and pirating "Toy Story,"
not in that order.

569
00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:40,200
So this whole time,
you were the real monster.

570
00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:42,786
Obviously!
They gave me a trophy for it!

571
00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:43,995
[ Ding! ]

572
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,497
Oo-rah!

573
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:46,665
Ugh! Ow!

574
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,333
Ahh!

575
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,627
Ugh! [ Groans ]

576
00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:54,005
I saw this coming.
[ Groans] I set it up.

577
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,424
You better tell the people

578
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,801
that I-I died getting out
in front of it.

579
00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,803
Ow! [ Groans ]

580
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,347
[ Canister humming ]

581
00:20:02,431 --> 00:20:04,601
Did that canister
just fill up with power?

582
00:20:04,602 --> 00:20:06,851
It looks like
he accidentally

583
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,603
invented a way
to contain irony.

584
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:11,021
What? Didn't he just tape
microchips and wires

585
00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:13,149
to the outside of a scuba tank
with a horn on it?

586
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,359
[ Canister hums, dings ]

587
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:15,902
Okay, we get it.

588
00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:17,487
Eh, that should do it.

589
00:20:17,529 --> 00:20:19,030
All set, Mr. President.

590
00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:20,281
Bit tricky figuring out

591
00:20:20,282 --> 00:20:21,657
how to get a consistent signal

592
00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:23,534
through a pocket
of intangible ether.

593
00:20:23,535 --> 00:20:25,871
But you were in a pinch,
and you called Finch.

594
00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:28,707
Yes, Finch,
you're a very memorable person.

595
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,875
[ Line ringing ]

596
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,542
[ Telephone rings ]
Warden Earhart.

597
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,962
Amelia, you've got
a direct line to me now,

598
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:35,380
I want open communication

599
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:36,881
between the Triangle
and my office.

600
00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:39,050
Of course, sir.
And do I get a secretary?

601
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,385
Is she gonna be hot?

602
00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,387
Uhh, I-I'll see
what's in the budget.

603
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:44,931
Also how is the, uh,
Swamptopus?

604
00:20:44,932 --> 00:20:47,516
He's doing good.
Started tutoring other monsters,

605
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,311
trying to help them
get their GEDs.

606
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:50,895
See, in my day,
I was a monster

607
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,563
for having boobies
and flying a plane.

608
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,398
These rag-a-muffins
deserve a chance

609
00:20:54,399 --> 00:20:55,566
to be seen differently,
too.

610
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:56,860
You're the boss, Amelia.

611
00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,069
Thanks, Mr. President!

612
00:20:58,111 --> 00:20:59,571
And good boobie-bye.

613
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:02,491
Welp, seems like our
secret monster Guantanamo's

614
00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:04,743
finally in good hands.
And as for me,

615
00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:07,536
instead of limiting my behavior
with painful internal protocols,

616
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,457
I've decided to trust myself
with a more subtle reminder.

617
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,751
[ Telephone ringing ]

618
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,669
Wait, which one is ringing?

619
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:17,379
They need to jiggle when they
ring so I have a visual cue.

620
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,882
I think it's the pentagram.

621
00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:21,133
What happens if I answer
and they're not calling?

622
00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:23,094
Then it calls them.
[ Groans ]

623
00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:25,138
Hang on, I got this.

624
00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:27,557
[ Door whirs ]

625
00:21:27,599 --> 00:21:30,310
[ Muffled ringing ]

626
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,229
Alright, I'll add a jiggle.

627
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:33,939
God-uhh!

628
00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:40,028
? Sometimes monsters
go to prison ?

629
00:21:40,111 --> 00:21:42,447
? Sometimes they don't ?

630
00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:46,618
? Sometimes
we're the real monsters ?

631
00:21:46,701 --> 00:21:51,164
? When the monster
is our shame ?

632
00:21:51,248 --> 00:21:53,458
? But who's to blame ?

633
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:58,797
? If we don't wash our balls? ?

634
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,299
[ Chuckling ]
Blah! Blah!

635
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:02,551
Who's that?

636
00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:03,634
You don't want to fuck
with him.

637
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:04,760
He used to get picked on,

638
00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:06,471
but then he turned into a bat,

639
00:22:06,472 --> 00:22:08,180
flew into
a prison guard's mouth,

640
00:22:08,181 --> 00:22:10,183
and turned back into Dracula.

641
00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:11,643
Inside the guy.

642
00:22:11,685 --> 00:22:12,978
So, if I fight him,

643
00:22:12,979 --> 00:22:14,854
I just need to keep
my mouth closed?

644
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,982
Are you talking about
Dracula?

645
00:22:17,023 --> 00:22:18,713
Mind your own business.
[ Hisses ]

646
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:21,152
You did it now, fish!

647
00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,779
[ Bat grunting ]

648
00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:25,156
[ Indistinct shouting,
cheering ]

649
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:29,756
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